I have no idea what I'm doing
willdixonmusic:

pixiepienix:

dollygale:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

#the male ego is so fragile


i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

Wow.

willdixonmusic:

pixiepienix:

dollygale:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

Wow.

The toughest thing about the shield was making it believable that [Captain America] could throw this thing, have it bounce off something, then take some guy out and have it come back to him. We tried some practical stuff, where he’s throwing a rubber shield. Nothing worked until we handed it over to Chris Evans, until we said, ‘Okay, we’ve got this shield. It’s this wide, it weighs this much. What would you do? How would you throw it?’ And he came up with some really interesting ways of doing it. He had nothing in his hands, he was just miming the actions. It was basically Chris Evans’ ability to mime throwing and catching the shield that made it work.”

- Joe Johnston, director, Captain America: The First Avenger

pure-heroinexxx:

that’s me in the kitchen

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

thoughtsfeelingsandmadness:

chubby birds make me so happy

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look at this precious thing oh my goodness

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they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute

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don’t talk shit though or it will end you

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this has been a chubby bird appreciation post

good day

what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

rupertthedork:

Well you don’t.. blehbdkgjjg

rupertthedork:

Well you don’t.. blehbdkgjjg